There are some things that God cares deeply about -- sex, foreskins, menstruation, and animal sacrifice, for example.

And food.

Many Christians forget about that. They prepare and eat food on Thanksgiving that God abhors, while thanking him for it. And it really pisses him off (insofar as an imaginary being can be pissed off, that is).

Don't make that mistake this Thanksgiving.

Here are some suggestions for a biblically correct Thanksgiving dinner.

Some things are abominations to God. Don't eat them. This includes:

pork (No Thanksgiving ham),

The swine ... is unclean to you ... their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch. Leviticus 11:7-8
clams, lobsters, shrimp,

All that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you: Leviticus 11:10

Don't eat anything with fat (God loves fat and he doesn't like to share. So no animal fat or gravy.)

All the fat is the Lord's. Leviticus 3:16

Ye shall eat no manner of fat. Leviticus 7:23